Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
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Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
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being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
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