It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
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I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
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Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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