I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
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I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
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if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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