Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
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I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
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i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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