He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
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Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
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She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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