Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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