i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
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Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
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it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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