This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
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I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
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The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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