I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
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Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
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Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I love you.
Bad choice
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