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I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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