can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
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Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
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The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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