Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
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Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
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I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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