fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
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Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
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I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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