it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
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Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
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we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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