no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
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after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
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My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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