big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
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That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
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Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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