it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
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And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
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didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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