yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
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And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
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My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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