Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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