Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
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I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
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Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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