so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
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It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
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Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
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