Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
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You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
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You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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