I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
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well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
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Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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