Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
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They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
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He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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