Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
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Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
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Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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