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Fuck

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(847): Rock (630): Scissors (630): Fuck http://tfl.nu/tdxv

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I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight

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(818): I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight http://tfl.nu/79dr

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I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else

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(630): I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else http://tfl.nu/09lv

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Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.

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(941): Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low. http://tfl.nu/swva

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You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.

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(814): You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride. http://tfl.nu/0b9w

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He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon

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(+44): He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon http://tfl.nu/s25m

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Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.

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(509): Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully. http://tfl.nu/j9yb

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This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.

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(519): This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun. http://tfl.nu/wpnv

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The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.

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(330): The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life. http://tfl.nu/qfsl

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would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.

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(614): would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter. http://tfl.nu/c050

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My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!

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(814): My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween! http://tfl.nu/sc01

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just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..

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(708): just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car.. http://tfl.nu/c49r

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trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes

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(303): trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes http://tfl.nu/w6ny

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I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick

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(770): I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick http://tfl.nu/l70j

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after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.

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(410): after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy. http://tfl.nu/riha

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