He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
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okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
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I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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