put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
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i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
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Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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