really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
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we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
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Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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