It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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