what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
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I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
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What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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