I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
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It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
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She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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