can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
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1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
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How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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