hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
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That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
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He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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