I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
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I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
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Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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