I could have mohawked her pubes.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
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We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
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Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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