When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
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Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
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Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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