seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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