Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
He is an equal opportunity slut.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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