you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
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On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
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in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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