if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
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Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
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Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
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