Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
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I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
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Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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