I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
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i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
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hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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