mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
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So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
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so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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