Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
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She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
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Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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