i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
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fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
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No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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