Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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