yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
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Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
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I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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