Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
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Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
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And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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