i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
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Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
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I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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